I can't believe you masking taped the shoe to your leg.
I know but these are Christian Louboutins
and even all busted up like this they still have the classic red bottoms.
You know what else has red bottoms? Baboons.
Walk around with a couple of them on your feet and I'm impressed.
Well, at least now you can't see those stupid bows. Who put bows on their shoes?
What's the gift? Your stinky feet?
You don't think I hate the bows?
I bought these as an impulse purchase over a year ago.
I didn't know I'd be shackled with them for eternity.
Oh, Caroline. I never noticed you had a club foot.
I would have set you up with my brother.
I broke my shoe in the diner.
Oh, I can help. I always carry my gym shoes in my bag.
I'm sorry they're so conservative but the weight room is a real meat rack.
Sophie, that's so sweet of you. But I still have one pair of my own shoes to wear.
Oh, well take them just in case.
You should take them. You'll make $20 just walking to work.
And some of your mail got mixed in with mine.
This is like the third time that mail lady did that.
All right. Nighty night.